I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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