YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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