can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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