Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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