But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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