your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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