we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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