whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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