her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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