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Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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