You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Oh god it's open bar.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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