i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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