please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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