I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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