I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
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