Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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