Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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