I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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