Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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