I'm lost and stupid without you.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
We were destined to go to rehab together
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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