I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
