wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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