is your mom at the bar?
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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