I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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