Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
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Do I have a choice?
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I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Randomize
