fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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