I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Everything about him screamed your future.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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