I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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