do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Randomize
