someone owes me an orgasm
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
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