I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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