Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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