We should be called the Road Head Warriors
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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