mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
My bed smells like the plague
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Randomize
