He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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