you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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