Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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