How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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