I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
The feeling are messing with the penis
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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