yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
