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say what?
wanna hang out?
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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