I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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