new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I could make wine with my vomit
you would pick up someone in the library
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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