so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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