I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I want to fling myself into the sun
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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