who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
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