People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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