Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Shame - the story of my life.
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