her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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