Quick, to the slutcave!
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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