Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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