Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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