when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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