I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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