i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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